tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
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"Love says: I’ve seen the ugly parts of you, and I’m staying."
— Matt Chandler (via bows0verbros)
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“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse
god bless this post.
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